In 2013 I moved to Germany to start a PhD in neuroscience. This meant adapting to a new work schedule, learning new skills, and discovering new foods. Lots and lots of new foods. For those of you who’ve never been to Bavaria, let me present a typical daily menu.
The traditional breakfast consists of a sausage (Weisswurst), white bread (Semmel), and a beer (Weizenbier). For lunch, you would typically have meals based on potatoes, dumplings (Knödel), and pork. And some more Weizenbier. As a snack, Bavarians usually enjoy a large pretzel and a beer. If this wasn’t enough to make you feel like the Michelin man, also consider that you’re suddenly in the land of Milka, Ritter Sport, and Haribo.
The result? I gained about 5 kg (11 lbs) in 6 months. And with the new work schedule, there were no slimmer days in sight. I was working 6 days/week and spending most of my free time reading journal articles, so I had very little time to work out. In the meantime, I got more and more frustrated with the experiments in the lab, which further fuelled my desire to try out all the newly discovered Haribo flavours and German beers.
I think we all know where this is heading, so I won’t bore you with the details. Soon enough I had to buy new T-shirts, since the old ones made me look like a drag queen after a burger eating contest. I needed to find a solution. After a lot of midnight reading sessions fueled with potato chips, crackers, and beer I had an overview of the problem:
- a demanding work schedule
- no time for physical exercise
- a diet based mostly on carbohydrates
Sounds familiar? Then keep reading. There is a happy (and slim) ending.
To solve the problem, I did what I do best: read, think, and find a solution. After studying scientific papers on neuronal fluorescence and photomultiplier tubes, reading a few dozen articles about nutrition and metabolism seemed like a relaxing thing to do. The tricks I found don’t require eating expensive, gluten free, all organic foods all day long (I couldn’t afford those from the salary of a PhD student). You also don’t have to fast for extensive periods or run half a mile every day. You will start seeing results sooner than you expect and you even get to eat all the crap you want if you follow the instructions. And before you ask: NO, it does not involve puking or taking pills.
Let your metabolism do the hard work
The cool thing about studying medicine is that you get to understand the human body. All our organisms are different, but most of them react very similarly to the food we put in them*. Once you understand these reactions, you can trick the body to work in your favour.
The 10 Commandments of Fat Loss
1. Thou shalt not drink calories. Period. If you want to lose fat ditch the morning milkshake, the afternoon coke, and the evening booze. Just drink water. If you absolutely have to drink something with flavour then have a sugar-free lemonade or a diet coke. And every time you feel tempted to have a drink, open this page and look at these numbers:
0,5 L Coca Cola = 197 kcal
0,5 L beer = ~215 kcal
0,3 L wine = 250 kcal
So I have to jog for 5 km to compensate for that coke? Then I’ll just have a water with lemon, please.
2. Eat better, not less. And stop counting calories! It will drive you nuts. Just remember one simple rule:
protein = good
fat = mostly good
carbs = bad
A diet high in protein and fat will help you lose fat. A diet high in carbs will add another tyre around your belly. When you go shopping start looking at what’s on the shelves and ask yourself: are there more proteins/fats than carbs in this? If the answer is yes, put it in the basket. Otherwise, look for an alternative. And if you’re not sure, just read the label. After a while you will know the answer instinctively. Also, eat a protein-rich meal during the first half hour after waking up. This will reduce your snack cravings in the evening.
3. Avoid white carbs. Bread, pasta, potatoes, pastry, and rice are your enemies in the fight against love handles. You must avoid them at all cost. I know this seems hard at first. Believe me, I come from a country where bread and potatoes are part of a healthy diet — people even eat soup with bread. But these foods will make all your other efforts be in vain. Just replace them with something else. After a few weeks you won’t even notice they’re gone from the menu.
4. Take your time while eating. This is a simple fix that is often underrated. In our busy lives we tend to rush such unimportant tasks as eating. We have to make that urgent phone call, write that important email, and the silly lunch break is just getting in our way. Well, I have news for you: it’s not just getting in your way, it’s also making you fat. But only because you let it.
So take your time when having a meal break. Reserve at least 30 minutes to enjoy your meal and you will soon start seeing results. Eating slowly gives your body time to absorb the nutrients and send STOP signals to your brain when it’s full. If you rush through your meals, you will not only eat more and get fatter, but you will also experience postprandial drowsiness – which results in less work efficiency. So invest some time in your meals. It’s a cheap and simple solution to lose weight.
5. Drink more water. This applies to your whole day, but especially during meals. Water will make you feel full and it also speeds up the absorption of nutrients. Just set yourself a goal to drink at least two glasses of water during every meal. Your kidneys will thank you later.
That’s it! Follow these rules consistently, implement them in your daily routine and you will start seeing the results sooner than you think.
But didn’t you say 10 commandments? And where’s my cheat day?! You promised a day in which I could feast like a Roman emperor!
That’s true and I will deliver. But if I had to pick the 5 most important rules, these would be it. You can read the next 5 commandments, including the all-permissive cheat day, in the second part of this article.
*This may not apply if you have some severe medical condition, in which case you should consult a physician before following any of these tips.
Recommended reading: Out of all the books, scientific articles and blog posts I’ve read about nutrition and metabolism, the book The 4 Hour Body by Tim Ferriss deserves a special mention. It was of great inspiration and I heartily recommend it.